there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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