She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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