Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Randomize
