I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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