google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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