.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
