It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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