whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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