it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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