ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
