she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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