plz talk dirty to me
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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