butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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