We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I did not marry a roomba.
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