from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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