ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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