can we get nightvision for the apartment?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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