and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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