..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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