I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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