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We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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