We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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