I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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