Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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