I just made out with a guy for $7.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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