I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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