with your own penis?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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