I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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