she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm just crazy horny about you
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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