im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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