I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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