You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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