If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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