Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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