fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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