i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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