he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Randomize