YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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