Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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