Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My life is pants optional.
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