You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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