i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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