this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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