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(475): View more from Connecticut

just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles

(1-475): View more from Connecticut

exact location. now.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.

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(530): View more from California

the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible

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(971): View more from Oregon

I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed

(425): View more from Washington

Yeah, that sounds like my life.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015

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(207): View more from Maine

He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.

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