Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
