Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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