I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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