She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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