with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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