I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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