Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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