pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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