hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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