I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
