that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
